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The
decade kicked off with an Old Firm game at Celtic Park which unfortunately
gave us a fair impression of how things were about to go for the
next few years, this being our last meaningful cough and splutter
in the league campaign.
Celtic's
farewell to the 80s had been a 2:0 defeat at home to Dunfermline.
Tommy Burns had just been allowed to leave for Kilmarnock and
the number of knives out for Roy Aitken would have made a gang
of Yardies blush.
In
fact, the entire season up to that point had been a complete disaster;
Johnston had taken his 30 pieces of silver the previous summer,
we'd gone out of Europe in an exceptionally suicidal way - even
by our standards - against Partizan Belgrade and we'd crashed
out of the League Cup in truly disastrous fashion at Hampden against
Rangers, with Aitken being sent off and Joe Miller first coming
on as a sub then being taken off again.
Safe
to say the omens were not good for the first game of the 90s.
The
roof was set to truly fall in when Big Billy unveiled the latest
chapter in his Book of Mysterious Tactical Decisions which had
become such a feature at Celtic Park.
1990
was the year which saw Glasgow assume the mantle of European City
of Culture. Big Billy seemed to take this to heart in a kind of
Pol Pot way as he returned his football tactics to Year Zero.
He dropped the regular forward line of Walker and Dziekanowski
in favour of Tommy Coyne (in his pre - goal scoring hero days)
and Mike Galloway, who had up to that point played a grand total
of no games up front for Celtic.
Hell
of a time for an experiment, but a big shock for the Huns you
might think. Except that after the game a rumour swept Glasgow
that a Hun employee of the hotel in which Celtic were staying
overheard the master plan and promptly phoned the Huns at their
hotel. Of course, this was just a rumour.
The game itself was a predictable disaster. Celtic allowed somebody
called Nigel to score his one and only goal for them and seldom
deviated from the complex tactic of lobbing the ball towards either
Galloway, Elliott or Joe Miller, that giant among forwards.
The
next game was at Love Street and - hurrah! - our first win of
the 90s. This was Roy Aitken's last game in the Hoops (well, not
exactly the Hoops, it was that bloody awful Space Invaders effort
of an away strip) after 15 years of honest and often inspirational
play. His performances that season hadn't been up to his usual
standard, but the amount of flack he'd been catching was an outrage
and, truth be told, few fans shed a tear when he eventually departed
the Parkhead scene, possibly without realising what his departure
meant.
In
the space of a month we'd lost both our captain and vice-captain
(TB) and McStay was now the most experienced player at the club.
He was 25 at the time.
These
departures added up to more than just the loss of two players.
The enthusiasm they brought to the team was lost, as was their
never say die attitude, and absolutely no attempt was made to
replace them.
The
next league game was a 1:0 defeat at home to Motherwell. After
the match there was a demonstration outside the Walfrid Bunker.
It wasn't planned or organised, but it was the first of its kind
for a generation. Even as early as January 1990 the fans could
see the writing on the wall. Sadly, the writing would have to
be 10 feet high, written in blood and signed by the manager of
the Bank of Scotland before anyone in the boardroom would take
any notice.
Things
were so bad that even the Parkhead pie came bottom of a survey
carried out by the Sunday Mason.
But
the Celtic View didn't take that lying down, no siree! Striking
back like an angry cobra the View ran a front page feature with
the banner headline PIE MEN HIT BACK and which revealed that the
noble pies in question "contained 21.58% meat". As we
stood on the dear old slopes of Paradise we could only ask each
other, "What the hell is the other 78.42% made up of?"
To
describe the remainder of Celtic's league performances that season
as pish would be to pay the players an obscenely over generous
compliment.
We
thought our fortunes had hit rock bottom with a 3:0 hammering
at Castle Greyskull (Anton Rogan's infamous handball) but the
following week our fortunes began digging as we again went down
3:0, this time to St.Mirren at home.
Celtic
eventually finished 5th in the league, thus failing to qualify
for Europe. But, incredibly, we still managed to make it to the
Cup Final, although we did plot a typically tortuous route to
Hampden.
The
3rd round saw the Celts visit the bridie capital of the world,
Forfar. We were 1:0 down after four minutes. Chris Morris levelled
from the penalty spot three minutes later and it was a nerve-shredding
77 minutes after that before Dziekanowski scored a wonder goal
to send us into the next round bloated on mince in one form or
another.
The
draw for the 4th round was a legendary TV experience. It was carried
out live on STV and things were going fairly smoothly as Celtic
came out of the glass vase. Excellent, a home draw, we all thought,
but who will we be playing? Into the wee vase went the man's hand
and out came the wee plastic ball, which he unwrapped before blinking
and stammering out "Rangers". I swear the camera wobbled
for a moment as an audible gasp went round the studio.
For the first time in 20 years the Old Firm were to meet before
the final. STV was in clover. They had secured the rights to show
one of the 4th round ties. Guess which one they chose?
The
studio guest for the day was Jack Charlton. No sooner had the
broadcast begun than he caused a small hiatus in the studio by
telling Jim White that he'd walked to the stadium from the city
centre.
"How did you get on Jack?" asked Jim.
"Fine.
I'm alright with the Celtic fans 'cause I'm the manager of Ireland
and I'm alright with the Rangers boys 'cause I'm Protestant."
Oh the look of sheer terror on Jim's face as he desperately tried
to change the subject.
The
game itself was a real football free zone. Both managers decided
to crowd the midfield and defend high up the pitch thereby squashing
the play into an area ten yards either side of the halfway line.
With
nothing of note having happened for 40 minutes John Brown misjudged
a Woods bye kick and Galloway went forward with the ball. He played
to Dziekanowski who carried it on before playing in Joe Miller.
He hit a cross-cum-shot which Tommy Coyne bundled into the net.
Looked at through neutral eyes it was a scrappy goal, but it was
absolute manna from heaven for Celtic.
We
had to bite our fingernails back to the elbow in the second half,
but Paul Elliott was a rock in defence and the Hoops held out
to give us a rare moment of success to savour. The TV highlights
didn't end there. After the match Big Billy was being interviewed.
As the players trooped towards the door at the end of the tunnel,
two or three Huns wearily made their way past before the door
nearly flew off its hinges courtesy of a hefty boot from the aptly
named Hun captain Butcher. We can only wonder what Caesar would
have done had the cameras not been there.
And
so to the 5th round and another away game, this time at Dunfermline.
Not good. The Pars had beaten us 2:0 in each of the previous two
meetings. Tickets were at a premium and tension was high as our
season hung by the proverbial thread. In the end Celtic played
with a rare defensive competence to earn themselves a replay which,
incredibly, was won by 3:0 thanks basically to McStay and the
risible efforts of Dunfermline 'keeper Westwater.
The
semi was played at the National Midden in the pissing rain. Younger
readers might not know what a rain soaked trip to hampden meant
in those days but let's put it this way; you know that stuff they
make roads out of called Tarmac? Well the area surrounding Hampden
didn't have any of this stuff so if it rained you wound up looking
like you'd just done ten rounds with the National Lesbian Mud
Wrestling Champion (you should be so lucky!).
This time we faced the mighty Clydebank with the venerable and
revered goalie Jim Gallagher between the sticks, 98 years old
and still going strong.
Having
gone a goal up thanks to Walker shooting in after the ball had
struck the crossbar, Celtic proceeded to give the Bankies the
freedom of Hampden while spending the next hour indulging in navel
contemplation and self-congratulation. After Clydebank missed
an open goal from two yards Walker shook off the lethargy with
his second goal and there we were, in the final for the third
year in a row.
Celtic
had never won the cup three years in a row and this wasn't the
team to start such a thing.
Opponents
in the final were Aberdeen who had come to Parkhead on the last
day of the league season with a team of weans and gone a goal
down before administering a sound 3:1 thrashing.
This
game was notable in that it was the first Celtic match rescheduled
for satellite TV. It was played on a Friday night thus allowing
our whole weekend to be gubbed before it had even started.
The
final itself was the dictionary definition of defences on top,
which didn't exactly bode well for us. But once again Elliott
held it all together.
120
minutes came and went without a goal, or even the threat of one,
so for the first time in its history the Scottish Cup final would
be decided on penalties.
First
up for Celtic was Wdowczyck. Thanks to him some wee boy in Mount
Florida won a shiny new ball as his effort comfortably cleared
the crossbar at the Aberdeen end by some distance.
Grant
and McStay scored but Bett, Connor and Gillhaus had done likewise.
Coyne followed suit but Aberdeen's Grant copied Wdowczyck and
we were level.
On
it went with every player hitting the target until up stepped
Anton, possibly the unluckiest player in the world at this time.
He hit his penalty well, it was heading for the corner of the
net, but the 'keeper guessed correctly and got down to make a
brilliant save. It could only happen to Anton.
Irvine
sent Bonner the wrong way to give Aberdeen the cup.
Cruel
luck, but somehow a fitting end to a truly awful season. It couldn't
get any worse... could it?
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