Derek Johnstone

"That was a 50:50 ball between the referee and Tore Andre Flo there."

On Kenny Dalglish resigning from the Liverpool job:
"He's on £200,000 a year and with the £50,000 player's wage that's £150,000 he's on..."

ARCHIE McPHERSON: A great cross from Spencer Derek.
FAT MAN: great play from the wee dwarf.

"The Russians cut through Scotland like hot butter through a knife." (6.2.91)

On a close range goal by Gerry Creaney:
"It doesn't matter if it's two inches out or 25 inches out..."

"He's a fit young man Archie. as you say, he's not fit..."

"The return leg will be different because Felix Magath tends to play a 4-4-2 formation away from home and 4-2-1-1 at home."