hackwatching

ORWELL DOUBLETHINK ALIVE AND WELL

The BBC at its hun best and Walter Nosurname and Rangers back to their old trick of spending most of an interview moaning about something then finishing up by saying “but we’re not going to moan about it”

The BBC very helpfully highlights video footage of the Kenny Misser ‘no penalty’ non-decision and adds a wee link to the messageboards to allow the creamers to talk the incident up and themselves into a frenzy until eventually it passes into history as fact and another injustice against Rearrangers (see “gonnae geezan extension” April ‘08)

In fact the whole thing sounds like the guy in 1984 who’s job is to get rid of old newspaper articles that ‘Big Brother’ has decreed undesirable and to replace them with new establishment friendly ones.

Ergo -

Sep 12 1983 “Big Brother produced 500,000 units of chocolate which allowed the chocolate quota to remain at 35g per day per citizen”

becomes

“Big Brother produced 450,000 units of chocolate which allowed the chocolate ration quota to increase to 30g per day per citizen”

as

Feb 15 2009 “The referee got all the big decisions correct”

which following a wee interview with establishment team manager “not complaining” becomes

“The referee should have given the gers a penalty”

It’s a pity for the old media that all this new fangled digital technology makes it impossible to shove all their jandiced views and lies down a wee chute and into a big fire to be eliminated from history forever.

More paranoid ranting available at www.celticparanoia.blogspot.com

 

TONY BANANAS & HACKWATCHER