PO Box 306, Glasgow, G21 2AE, Scotland
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The
Govan Bugle
incorporating the Daily Ranger and the Scottish Hun |
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| issue 15 |
March 2003
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Amo breaks world record
The Guinness Book of Records have confirmed that cash-strapped Rangers now have a new record holder on the books at Ibrox. The 87 foot 5 inch greaser by Lorenzo Amoruso which landed on James Grady is the longest in the world, even though it was achieved
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by accident
while the big Italian was clearing his throat.This
means that Lorenzo now holds this record and, in addition, the record
for the highest number of spectators in the top tier of a football
stadium injured by a single free-kick.
Unfortunately Amaloser has had a setback in his quest to retain his record. Since breaking his nose he has had to have a mask fitted to his face which causes him to permanently issue statements to the press through his arse. As yet no Scottish journalist has noticed, mainly due to the fact that there are so many of them up there already.
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