this TV schedule is anything to go by it seems as though if we're
not going to be allowed into the English Premiership then the
English Premiership will just have to come to us (Sky Sports 1,
look who's appearing in the Live Saturday Fight Night at 7.45!
in the News of the Screws beside the adverts for adult
sex toys, soft porn videos, underwear fetish catalogues and
Gerry McNee's column, the very thing to revive the Ibrox title
headline from the front page of the Daily Mirror of November
1943 (the main story was "Rommel routed, Huns fleeing in
disorder") discovered in an attic by a relative of NTV
reader John Sherry who points out that although it's nearly
60 years old, as far as the Huns are concerned, what goes around
shocking truth behind George McCluskey's departure from Celtic
as revealed in the Match Weekly Soccer Yearbook of 1984, which
might go some way to explaining his Happy Mondays pose in the
addition to our Celtic library is "The Celtic World"
by the appropriately named Miranda Green, which is billed as,
"A vivid picture of Celtic life ... based on archaeological
evidence and classical commentaries."
having read it yet we cannot confirm that the archaeological
evidence consists of a fossilised sports jacket once worn by
Arthur Montford on Scotsport and that one of the classical commentaries
referred to went something like, "What a stramash... out
in front... Dalglish... Goal!! What a pass... what a goal...
what a game!"