David Murray's high-risk strategy for regaining silverware seems to involve a new job for ex-Rangers skipper John Greig ("A man who broke into Celtic Park looking for silverware has been named as John Greig") apart from simply gladhanding gannets in the Waddell Suite, judging by this article in the East End Independent. The article goes on to report that the break-in "was just one in a number of thefts which saw him steal everything from bottles of vodka to ironing board covers.

Hard times indeed!

The Eurosport website unearths a real headline writer's dream, Diego Fucks.

A item from the Sunday Mail.

We're sure that carolyn, the lap dancer who has set up home with Peter Lovencrap, is a very nice girl and all that, but surely her boss could have chosen a more appropriate phrase to use under the circumstances than, "She wants to lie low for a while"?

This offering from the Celtic bookshelf is "Celtic Saints in their Landscape" by Elizabeth Rees, a book which "explores the special sights associated with the best-known figures of the Celts."

Of special interest are the hilday snaps taken in the goalmouth of the Estadio nacianal in Lisbon.