ntv survey 2003

"What's this", we hear you cry, "Is it already time for another of your in-depth reader surveys which are, let's face it, little more than excuses to wind up the Huns and have a good moan?"

Well, yes it is. It's been three years since the last one and a lot has happened in the meantime. The last time we did one of these King Kenny was just about to start a press conference... and order a round of drinks at the bar at the same time.

So, in the interests of genuine scientific research, as well as indolent curiosity, we're asking you to stop letting the devil find work for those idle hands of yours during the off-season and fill out the answers to as many of these questions as you can be bothered.

As an added incentive we'll put all the completed replies into George of the Jungle's dandruff-infested bottle green Celtic tammy and draw out a lucky winner who'll get a voucher to spend in the Celtic Superstore.

Send completed surveys to the usual address. Don't forget to include your name and address.

1. In general, how do you feel about the direction the club is heading in under the stewardship of the present board of directors?
very happy ___
reasonably happy ___
not sure ___
reservations ___
serious reservations ___

2. If you had to congratulate the board for one thing what would it be? _______________________________ _______________________________

3. If you had to pick a bone with them what would it be about? ________________________________

4. If you could ask a question at the next Celtic AGM what would it be? ________________________________ ________________________________

5. Use the following scale to rate each of the categories below:
1= Very happy
2= Reasonably happy
3= Indifferent
4= Quite unhappy
5= Very unhappy

Atmosphere for SPL/ domestic fixtures ___
Atmosphere at big matches/ European games ___
Stadium catering ___
Approaches to the stadium ___
Transport links to the stadium ___
Celtic's ticketing policy ___
Other (please specify) _________________ ___

6. What do you think can practically be done to improve the atmosphere inside Celtic Park?
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7. The club have tried an assortment of pre-match and half-time over the years. Which of these would you like to see more or less of? (indicate by putting M or L in the space)

Live bands ___
Paradise Windfall draw ___
7-a-side games ___
Demonstrations of other sports ___
Stars in Their Eyes ___
Extremely loud music ___
'Community Singing' ___
Nothing, please leave me in peace at half-time ___

8. Using the same scale as question 5, what do think of the offerings on the giant screens? (assuming they're working) ___

9. If none of the above, what would you like to see happening on the pitch at half-time?
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10. Rate these players using the following scale:
1= Indispensible
2= Useful squad player
3= Jury's still out
4= Slightly better than a man short
5= Taxi!

Douglas ___
Hedman ___
Broto ___
Sylla ___
McNamara ___
Valgaeren ___
Balde ___
Larsson 5
Thompson ___
Sutton ___
Hartson ___
Fernandez ___
Lambert ___
Petta ___
Laursen ___
Agathe ___
Lennon ___
Petrov ___
Maloney ___
Guppy ___
Mjallby ___
Smith ___
Crainey ___

11. Which player in the domestic game would you try to buy for Celtic? _____________________________

12. Which international player would you attempt to buy? _____________________________

13. Which of the current players would you cash in on now? _____________________________
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14. Rank our top three players this season in your opinion:

1.___________________________

2.___________________________

3.___________________________

15. Apart from Rangers, which Scottish team would like to see disappearing into a black hole?
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Because_____________________
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16. Apart from Celtic, which other Scottish team would you support if they were playing in Europe?
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Because_____________________
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17. Which is your favourite English team (if any)? _____________________________

18. Which is you favourite Continental team? _____________________________

19. Who were Celtic's most admirable opponents this season?
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20. What is your favourite away ground? _____________________________
Because_____________________
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21. Which football commentator/ pundit do you rate? _____________________________

22. Who is the pundit from Hell?
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23. Which of the hacks would you like to see thrown to the Galatasaray fans?
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24. Referees: Who is the worst? _____________________________ and the best? (please try) _____________________________

25. What did you think of the refs this season?
Better tha usual ___
The same as usual ___
Worse than sual ___

26. Are you optimistic for the future? Yes/ No T

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