shut
that transfer window... there's a draught coming in
The
transfer window's shut, the comings have come, the goings have gone
and big Bobo doesn't seem to know whether he's coming or going.
And
so, until January at least, we now know what Gordon Strachan has to
work with in his attempt to mount a credible challenge for a title that
Celtic - almost literally - can't afford not to win this season, with
automatic qualification for the Champions League up for grabs at the
end of it.
The
merits - or otherwise - of the players that have spun through the Walfrid
revolving door coming in will be debated as the season goes on. But
to accentuate the positive, there are a few who look as if they are
going to be very useful players indeed; Boruc, Nakamura and Zurawski
in particular all have the potential to be a success at Celtic Park.
They are also all first team players by the looks of things, a welcome
change from acquiring big money bench warmers.
With
the mythical window about to clang shut, Celtic completed the signing
of Chinese captain Du Wei. Like the Nakamura deal it is a bold, imaginative
move and one that was concluded to Celtic's advantage in terms of the
financial arrangements.
It
should have generated some much needed favourable publicity. Instead,
utterly predictably, it was overshadowed by activity on the south side
as the Laptop Loyal obediently went into full drooling mode over Rangers'
latest assortment of freebies from lastminute.com and refugees from
I'm A Bosman... Sign Me.
Darryl
Broadfoot in the Herald, for example, was almost gushing as he hacked
out the news that, 'Rangers prepare for an assault on the Champions
League with a trio of HIGH-PROFILE transfer moves and Celtic conclude
their outstanding business'. Leaving aside their other transfer business,
which included offloading Mladenovic at a cost of nearly a million quid
and signing a player they've already brought in two to replace, these
final day transfers included Francis Jeffers from Charlton reserves
and Filipo Maniero from Serie B (his fourth move in four years). How
'high profile' can you get? The Inter Milan defence must be filling
their shorts at the thought of facing this dynamic duo - Mermaid Man
and Barnacle Boy.
Why
such poor quality reinforcements (three loans and a Bosman) on a day
when David Murray was busy announcing that they've had such a tremendous
year financially?
Perhaps
the coincidental announcement - together with some more fluff about
lowering the pitch at Ibrox so they can cram in more seats - I'd wait
and see what demand's like at the end of this season if I were DM -
hides the real story of the day. Operating loss for the year at the
Death Star was almost £8 million. Interest was around £3m which makes
approximately an £11 million loss.
This
figure was ameliorated by the inclusion of cash from the sales of Boumsong
and Arteta. There was also a figure of £8 million attributed to 'Negative
goodwill' as well as another from buying back shares in Rangers Media
of £14,999,999.
This last one is interesting - at least as interesting as this kind
of stuff gets. Rangers buy their own media company shares for one pound
sterling, then value them for £15 million in their accounts. Salabim,
Salabam! Loss becomes profit and a rabbit appears of the top hat.
The
Herald - the paper that Murray was urging the Orcs not to buy ... as
if - reported the £15 million shares bought back by Rangers for £1 the
accounts do not name the seller! Together with the '£50 million rights
issue' it represents a paper exercise and not the true financial strength
of the club; the transfer activity is more of an indication of that.
Even
after all that their debt figure is £23 million.
Commenting
on this year's Celtic accounts in his annual report, Brian Quinn pointed
to what he called 'the things companies in other sectors do in order
to ensure survival'. In other words, ensure that there's more money
coming in than going out. He wrote: 'thought should be given by the
football authorities and accounting professions to a more transparent
market for footballers and, by extension, to the valuation of football
stadia, the principal fixed assets of clubs.'
Wonder who he had in mind there.
The
real bottom line? Celtic have had a nightmare start to the season...
and we're ahead of Rangers in the league. Maybe that's another story
the hacks might like to pursue with vigour.
MARMADUKE
BAGLEHOLE