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We hear that...
A collection of scurrilous rumours from The Earwig, possibly NTV's most ill-informed contributor... and you have to be awesomely ill-informed to be awarded that particular accolade!

hall of shame... the booze brothers... succulent lamb - and lots of it... mystic herald... come on die young... our man in italy writes	march 2006
land of the rising bhoy	january 2006
buy it now - before it's too late!... It's Magic you knw	december 2005
the bunnet returns... lesbian rangers... sheepish grins... bouncing baby bhoy	november 2005
you're in my heart... tiny tubby... the belly boys	may 2005
pasta my arse... broxi's bonanza... tannoys against bigotry... how green was my tally... election difficulties... shake on it... one for the future	april 2005
sport of kings ... tunes of gory... constructive criticism... hun bob swear pants... fifa player of the year... the tank top returns	january 2005
cinema verite... thai me kangaroo down sport... things can only get petta	november 2004
spot the loonies ... quality buzz byraway	september 2004
portugal diary... cheeky pundit... suits you sir... no one likes them... popularity stakes... pulling the strings	august 2004
game on... tables free... flog it... so long emerson	may 2004
when the duck hits the fan... Rugby Park party pooper scoopers... life's a beach... miller time ... age shall not wither them... death star season tickets missing in action... set to swoop news	march 2004
true story... poster man Pat?.. bill poster 2... can I speak to Derek Johnstone please?.. tannoy-s them up... the final straw (2)... let's be frank... film 2004	january 2004
final straw... gong tomorrow... serious undertaking... big club	december 2003
marsh gas... mental as anything... the return of dick	october 2003
Record all at sea (not)... phil award... who's the psycho in the black... dafty goram... more celtic celebs... so farewell then bammy... missed caption	september 2003
debt's all folks... easy payment plan... can we hack it? ... christian to the bears... high nuno... and finally	august 2003
april fools... bad news bears... more bad news... upping the stakes... in the blue corner	may 2003
saint Lorenzo of Kinning Park... success on a plate... broken dreams	march 2003
thugs, thieves and hacks... LA blaw (again)... Eyal not be going thanks... where are they now?... lovencrap film ... what's ina name?	february 2003
LA blaw... a tit (surely at it?)... kangaroo court	november 2002
in the green corner... the curse of murray park... bankers... where are they now?... go ahead caller... coincidence	october 2002
welcome to nell... der flopper... de boor big screen for hire... off the basle	september 2002
transfer news ... Rangers AGM: the latest Nuremberg rally ... bright Bert ... pansy Jones ... Qaddafi duck	february 2002
hair today... gone tomorrow ... Bert Kontermann logs off...	december 2001
mum's the word... the H word again... celts in relegation scandal... theatre news... blue movie... pierre today gone tomorrow	november 2001
out of Africa ... aye right! ... murray park life ... summer fashion notes for ghirls and bhoys ... where have we heard this before? ... dumb and dumber	september 2001
he's bald, he's fat ... they don't like it up 'em ... dear diary ... fashion notes ... private jet	may 2001
shurely shome mishtake?... unfit ibrox star in physical exercise shocker ... texas cow bhoys ... nike ... assault and vennegoor ... what the dickens? ... are you the kellys in disguise?	april 2001
nostalgia ain't what it used to be... fashion police alert... kaisers slaughtered 'em... rangers agm... pop section... where are they now?	february 2001